Vidiprinter

VIDIPRINTER  0–0  SILENCE  (AET)

The teleprinter has stopped clattering.

No goals. No red cards. No STOKE 1–1 EVERTON arriving four minutes after everybody on the internet already knew.

We have unplugged it while we move it to a desk of its own. It will be back, chattering away, the moment there is something worth printing.